That’s probably not the backstory of what happened.
The long-suffering Speaker of the Urrastian Head of Government (addressing the crowds): “You can all go to he-, I mean, the moon. Whatever it takes to make this stop.” *pause* “Also, can I get some aspirin, please?”
Head of Urrastian Government: “Oh for f***’s sake, just give them their own damn planet!” *checks notes* “Oh good, we have a spare one.” *waves around* “Just give it to them. Personally, I’m picturing it less like a negotiation and more like a Sex Pistols concert gone sideways:Ĭrowd of Urrastian Revolutionaries: “Anarchy in the…” The Urrastian Revolution That Created “The Dispossessed” Who Live on the Moon in Anarchy
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